Oonagh, told me the other day, that Richard was really into ‘snowballs’. Slightly alarmed, I reached for Wikipedia and was then really alarmed to find out the term is a popular reference to ‘speedballs’ containing a frightening mix of cocaine and heroin and had already claimed the lives of many a celebrity. I was puzzled as I knew Richard was a little odd but I had never seen him acting so strangely as to make me think he was ingesting drugs of the class A celebrity type. Particularly as he always just looks slightly laid back and can never be described as hyper or comatose. Also, he wasn’t from Glasgow. Pondering a course of action I was relieved to receive a photo from Oonagh “IPA” McInnes that clarified the situation. He was so into the “traditional Scottish delicacy consisting of a frightening artificial sticky sugary foamy cream, covered in a thin shell of chocolate and coconut” that he has become an unofficial spokesman for them. Here he is, inbetween smearing it on his screen, promoting it as a nutritious breakfast food.
Keith Gunn is not a man who normally embroils himself in stupidity or strange situations, despite knowing Captain H, so I was very surprised when he approached me excitedly the other day and declared he was related to lots of celebrities. I think he had been at the favourite wine based aperitif of people in the north of the Kingdom. He must have been! He had a found an ‘app’ that convinced him that he was very clearly related to a lot of celebrities. I expect he will be asking his mother all sorts of odd questions at the weekend. Here is the evidence he provided…
Mobile Mondays – Edinburgh
https://opentechcalendar.co.uk/event/1781-22nd-september-momoedi-practical-mobile-web (that is the event from the past… but new one should be organised soon)